Washington, DC 20500
Dear President Bush,
Just wanted to let you know that we received the very generous “economic stimulus” check you sent us recently. It was greatly appreciated.
We thank you.
ExxonMobil thanks you.
The oil speculators thank you.
Saudi Arabia thanks you.
(just to name a few)
Oh, I almost forgot… There’s just one problem. It’s all gone. With each visit to the gas station costing $75.00, your check didn’t go as far as we expected. And now, our gas gauge is on empty again.
Please sir, may we have some more ?
Routing By Rumor
P.S. – Please also send another check to all of the people who have posted comments below.